Ethan, while doing homework, to Aki’s latest move in the Cats’ Campaign Against Literacy (wherein he will walk, sit or lie on just the book or magazine you’re trying to read):
“You are going to interfere with my anaerobic fermentation. Because you are a contaminant. So I’ll have to remove you, dilute you, find something that complexes with you…”
In my house, we say that cats doing that are “Soaking Up the Attention Rays.” But I’m gonna have to seriously adopt that CCAL thing.
Ethan, however, sounds like a charmer.