Dear brain,
This note is to remind you that when there is any suspicion of a possible ulcer,* getting a cup of coffee with your bagel is a really stupid idea. Deciding to keep drinking it when it makes you feel crap, however, breaks the idiot meter altogether. Please stop.
Cordially,
-YOUR OWN INSIDES OF WHICH YOU ONLY GET ONE SET
*went to the doctor yesterday. hopefully will find out what the hell is wrong with me early next week.
Yes, be kind to the insides of you!
Please do. Although you can get transplants for some bits of your insides, I hear it isn’t a pleasant experience.
So are you and your insides ok?
I’ll know more in a week. Apparently there’s something, but it “doesn’t give the doc cause for concern” — but that will probably need to be treated. I’ll know more in a week and a half, when I go in for my regular annual check-up.