Angry Squirrel rocks my socks.
Why do we hate Santa, he asks? Because he’s “fat and happy and perfectly content with his image??”
“That’s why I LIKE Santa!
“Because he’s a fat bastard
“who works one day a year
“is actually happy
“and eats all the cookies he wants!”
Rock on. Here’s to happy fattitude.
(I dislike and don’t celebrate the Day of Consumerism. Any gifts I give tend to be for New Year’s. But this is just too good.)
I’m working towards the stage when I can avoid Christmas completely without greviously offending anyone, yes.
It’s like Dennis Leary as a squirrel.