“Some 60,000 absentee ballots were despatched by authorities in Broward County, north of Miami, this month.
“However, only 2,000 of them have been delivered.”
I no longer care who wins. What do you think the probability is that someone somewhere will demand a recount, regardless of the outcome? Why, god, why can’t this great democracy have a civil election? Get me the hell out of this country. Please. Now.
(Go Sox. I am, after all, a Bostonian at heart.)

Quiet, citizen. If we didn’t compensate for the oversights of the public, then black people might start voting, and that would be Communism.