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Comments on: Have patience with the news reporters. https://www.wordsend.org/2006/04/04/have-patience-with-the-news-reporters/ searching for the ineffable Thu, 06 Apr 2006 20:32:56 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.1 By: Sean stevens https://www.wordsend.org/2006/04/04/have-patience-with-the-news-reporters/comment-page-1/#comment-538 Thu, 06 Apr 2006 20:32:56 +0000 http://wordsend.org/archives/2006/04/04/have-patience-with-the-news-reporters/#comment-538 Wait, why exactly do we owe the reporters any sort of patience?

]]> By: XtinaS https://www.wordsend.org/2006/04/04/have-patience-with-the-news-reporters/comment-page-1/#comment-537 Tue, 04 Apr 2006 21:24:15 +0000 http://wordsend.org/archives/2006/04/04/have-patience-with-the-news-reporters/#comment-537 This is when the point-and-laugh method of detraction becomes relevant.

“Dear sirs – So what, next you’re going to discover that an overabundance of water leads to death? Watch out, fifty pounds of lettuce per day leads to severe suck, so that means lettuce is bad! Drinking a full gallon of milk every waking hour leads to cows calling you Mommy, so that means milk is bad!

“Very charming. When you get around to measuring sane doses, let me know. In the meantime, I’ll be sure to not have penetrative sex every five minutes over the course of a month – I’ll surely start abrading my skin off, which of course would mean that sex leads to leprosy.

“Thanks for the laugh, $signature”

]]> By: Erika https://www.wordsend.org/2006/04/04/have-patience-with-the-news-reporters/comment-page-1/#comment-536 Tue, 04 Apr 2006 21:11:03 +0000 http://wordsend.org/archives/2006/04/04/have-patience-with-the-news-reporters/#comment-536 GRRR. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr.

I this kind of shit reporting. I saw this story this morning on SomethingAwful and I just couldn’t believe it. This is how ignorant people get convinced that the so-called “war on drugs” is a good idea. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

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