Letter to self.

Dear brain,

This note is to remind you that when there is any suspicion of a possible ulcer,* getting a cup of coffee with your bagel is a really stupid idea. Deciding to keep drinking it when it makes you feel crap, however, breaks the idiot meter altogether. Please stop.

Cordially,

-YOUR OWN INSIDES OF WHICH YOU ONLY GET ONE SET

*went to the doctor yesterday. hopefully will find out what the hell is wrong with me early next week.

4 Responses to “Letter to self.”

  1. sean stevens Says:

    Yes, be kind to the insides of you!

  2. James Cummings Says:

    Please do. Although you can get transplants for some bits of your insides, I hear it isn’t a pleasant experience.

  3. green LA girl Says:

    So are you and your insides ok?

  4. vika Says:

    I’ll know more in a week. Apparently there’s something, but it “doesn’t give the doc cause for concern” — but that will probably need to be treated. I’ll know more in a week and a half, when I go in for my regular annual check-up.


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