Letter to self.
Dear brain,
This note is to remind you that when there is any suspicion of a possible ulcer,* getting a cup of coffee with your bagel is a really stupid idea. Deciding to keep drinking it when it makes you feel crap, however, breaks the idiot meter altogether. Please stop.
Cordially,
-YOUR OWN INSIDES OF WHICH YOU ONLY GET ONE SET
*went to the doctor yesterday. hopefully will find out what the hell is wrong with me early next week.
October 28th, 2005 at 3:39 pm
Yes, be kind to the insides of you!
November 1st, 2005 at 3:23 pm
Please do. Although you can get transplants for some bits of your insides, I hear it isn’t a pleasant experience.
November 2nd, 2005 at 10:39 pm
So are you and your insides ok?
November 2nd, 2005 at 10:42 pm
I’ll know more in a week. Apparently there’s something, but it “doesn’t give the doc cause for concern” — but that will probably need to be treated. I’ll know more in a week and a half, when I go in for my regular annual check-up.