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Merry Christmas, one and all!

Angry Squirrel rocks my socks.

Why do we hate Santa, he asks? Because he’s “fat and happy and perfectly content with his image??”

“That’s why I LIKE Santa!

“Because he’s a fat bastard

“who works one day a year

“is actually happy

“and eats all the cookies he wants!”

Rock on. Here’s to happy fattitude.

(I dislike and don’t celebrate the Day of Consumerism. Any gifts I give tend to be for New Year’s. But this is just too good.)

This entry was posted on Thursday, December 23rd, 2004 at 11:03 am and is filed under big wide world, strangeworld. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

2 Responses to “Merry Christmas, one and all!”

  1. maga Says:
    December 24th, 2004 at 6:32 am

    I’m working towards the stage when I can avoid Christmas completely without greviously offending anyone, yes.

  2. Sean stevens Says:
    December 24th, 2004 at 9:28 am

    It’s like Dennis Leary as a squirrel.

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